Slang to English letter N

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Naff
 Bad, poor quality (Polari)
Nancyboy
 A gay or effeminate man (Everybody)
Nang
 Good (Street slang)
'That's propa nang you get me?'
Nanti
 Not or no (Polari)
Nark

Alternatives 		Annoy (Street slang)
'You're really Narking me off today.'
Nark

Alternatives 		One who tells on another to the Police. (London)
'He's a Copper's Nark'
Nark

Alternatives 		To inform the police or authorities (London)
National Handbag
 Dole (Polari)
Nawpins
 Perks (Yorkshire)
Ned
 An uncultured, low-class person (Street slang)
Neet
 One who is "not in education, employment or training" (Everybody)
Nesh
 Cold; insult against a person who feels the cold too much (Yorkshire)
'What are you doing with your coat and scarf on, you nesh sod! It's lovely and warm!'
Netty
 Toilet (Scotland)
'Gannin tae the netty'
Nick
 To steal (Everybody)
'That block just tried to Nick my wallet'
Nifty

Alternatives 		50 pounds (Everybody)
Ninepence to a shilling
 Slow, backward (Don't know)
'He's a bit ninepence to the shilling.'
Nipplerash
 Stupid or annoying person (Everybody)
Nishta
 Nothing or no. (Polari)
Nits
 Head lice (Everybody)
No Flies On Me
 Innocent; having an alibi (Everybody)
'They can't arrest me, I've got an alibi - there's no flies on me'
Nobody's Business
 Very much. (Everybody)
'That car is backfiring like nobody's business.'
Nonce
 One who is a paedophile or takes an unhealthy sexual interest in children (Everybody)
Nookie
 Sexual intercourse. (Everybody)
Norks
 Breasts (Everybody)
Nosebag
 Food (Everybody)
'Let's go down the caff and get some nosebag.'
Nosh
 Food (Street slang)
Not on Your Nelly
 Never (Everybody)
'Give up football? Not on your Nelly!'
Nowt
 Nothing (Yorkshire)
Nuddy
 Nude (Everybody)
'He was watering his flowers in the nuddy'
Nugget
 1 pound (Everybody)
Numpty
 Stupid, silly person. (Everybody)
'Don't use your mobile while you're driving you numpty!'
Nut
 Head (London)
'You're doing my nut in'
Nutjob
 Crazy person (Don't know)
Nutter
 Crazy person (Everybody)

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