Slang to English letter M

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Macca
 Paul McCartney (Everybody)
'I hear Macca's getting married again.'
Maccy D's
 McDonald's - the burger chain (Street slang)
Mad as Cheese
 Mad (Don't know)
Magic
 Good (Everybody)
'That football match was magic.'
Malu cachu
 Talking rubbish - literally 'breaking shit' (Wales)
Man of the Road
 Tramp, homeless person (Everybody)
Mangarie
 Food (Polari)
Manky
 Disgusting, dirty, gross (Everybody)
'Don't wear those shoes, they're Manky'
Mard Arse
 Whiny, miserable person. (Manchester)
Mardy
 Whining, bad-tempered (Yorkshire)
Mare
 Annoying woman (Everybody)
'That woman is a silly mare'
Marlock
 Trick, prank (Yorkshire)
Married to Pamela Hand
 An inveterate mastubator (London)
Mashed
 Very drunk. Very high on drugs. (Street slang)
Mate
 Friend (Everybody)
'How's it going Mate?'
McJob
 Very low status or poorly paid job (Everybody)
Meat and Two Veg
 The male genitalia (Street slang)
Meese
 Plain or ugly (Jewish)
Mensch
 Important or upstanding person (Jewish)
Merry
 Mildly drunk (Everybody)
Meshugenah
 Mad or crazy (Jewish)
Metzas
 Money (Polari)
Middling
 Moderate, Fair (Yorkshire)
Miffed
 To be mildly annoyed. (Everybody)
'Waitrose have run out of my favourite tea. I'm really miffed about that!'
Mince
 Walk in an effeminate way. (Polari)
Mind
 Pay attention to (Yorkshire)
'Mind you don't spill that pint Walter.'
Minerals
 Testicles (Cockney)
Minge
 Vagina (Everybody)
Minger
 Ugly woman or girl (Everybody)
Minging
Ugly, unattractive, horrible (Street slang)
Mint
 Good (London)
'Your new car's mint, mate'
Minted
 To have lots of money. (Everybody)
'That Alan Sugar - he's well minted!'
Mitt
 Hand (Everybody)
'Get your mitts off my dinner!'
Mo
 Moment (Everybody)
'Half a mo!'
Mong
 Stupid person (Everybody)
Monged
 Very drunk. Very high on drugs. (Street slang)
Monkey

Alternatives 		500 pounds (London)
Montezuma's Revenge
 Attack of diarrhoea. (Everybody)
Moo
 Mildly insulting word for woman. (Everybody)
Moo Poo
 Bullshit. (Don't know)
'You are talking complete moo poo.'
Mooch
 Slow or undirected walk. (Everybody)
'Let's mooch into town and look at the shops.'
Moolah
 Money (London)
Moose
 Ugly woman or girl (Don't know)
Muff Dive
 To perform cunnilingus (Everybody)
Muffin Men
 The Police (Don't know)
'The muffin men are here again'
Mug
 Gullible idiot (Everybody)
Mullered
 Very drunk or stoned (Street slang)
'We was completely mullered last night, mate'
Munter
 Ugly or promiscuous woman or girl (Street slang)
Mush
 Person - usually male; face (London)
'Bought this car off some mush in Bromley.'
Mustard
 Hot or really good )
Mutt
 Dog, especially a mongrel or no-breed type of dog (Everybody)
Mutton Dressed as Lamb
 An unattractive or older person who dresses like a much younger or better-looking person (Everybody)
'Look at her in that dress. Talk about mutton dressed as lamb.'
My Ansum
 My friend (Yorkshire)
'Wozzon my ansum'

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