Dab Hand
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Expert or adroit person |
'He's a dab hand at repairing clocks' |
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Daft apath
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Silly person |
'You're as much use as a chocolate teapot you Daft Apath' |
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Dago
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A Spanish, Italian or Portuguese person |
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Damage
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Cost, price |
'What's the damage mate?' |
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Dappy
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Silly, disorganised, lacking concentration. |
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Dead Cert
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Something that almost certain to happen |
'My horse is a dead cert in the next race.' |
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Dead Meat
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Person who is very likely to get beaten up |
'The way John's carrying on with Mick's girlfriend - he's dead meat.' |
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Debag
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To remove another person's trousers (bags) |
'Jonquil got a debagging in the dormitory' |
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Deep Joy
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Sarcastic expression indicating tedium, ennui, or anything bad |
'Got my first exam tomorrow - deep joy!' |
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Dekko
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A look; a quick look |
'Take a dekko at my car, something's wrong with it.' |
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Delhi Belly
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Stomach illness, especially after eating a bad curry, or visiting India |
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Desmond
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A 2-2 degree result |
'I got a Desmond in History' |
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Dicksplash
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Stupid or annoying person. |
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Dicky
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Unwell; not working quite properly |
'I'm not coming out today. I feel dicky. ' |
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Diddle
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To con, rip-off |
'He's just diddled me out of ten pounds!' |
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Diddly Squat
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Nothing |
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Digital Detox
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A period of time away from phones, computers, Facebook, Twitter etc |
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Digs
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A home, especially very cheap/temporary rented accomodation |
'Come back to my digs for a party!' |
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Dimbo
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Stupid person |
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Dipstick
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Daft, silly person |
'Rodney, you dipstick!' |
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Dirty Stop-Out
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Person who stays out overnight having sex with another |
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Dirty Weekend
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A weekend away for a couple, especially involving sex |
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Dish
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Attractive man |
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Dishy
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Attractive, good-looking |
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Divorced His Ankles and Married His Knees
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Trousers that are too short. |
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Divvy
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Stupid |
'You divvy idiot' |
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Dizzy
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Silly, foolish |
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Do
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Party |
'We're having a bit of a do this weekend.' |
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Do One
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To go away |
'Do one, will you? ' |
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Do the Franky's
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Leave |
'It's time to do the Franky's.' |
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Do Your Nut
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Get extremely angry, go crazy |
'Your dad's gonna do his nut when he sees this mess.' |
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Doddle
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Very easy. |
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Dodgy
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Suspicious. Broken or nearly broken. |
'My car's got dodgy brakes.' |
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Does What it Says on the Tin
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Something that does exactly what it is supposed to |
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Dog
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Ugly woman or girl |
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Dog and Bone
Alternatives
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Phone |
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Dog Off
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To annoy |
'Where's that funny noise coming from? It's really dogging me off!' |
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Dog’s Bollocks
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Very good, superb |
'Wow that curry was the dog's bollocks' |
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Dog’s Dinner
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A mess |
'What you look like? A right dog's dinner that's what!' |
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Dogging
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To have sex in a public place with strangers |
'There's a lay-by on the A24 where the dogging goes on every weekend.' |
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Doll
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Girl |
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Dolly
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Pretty, nice or attractive |
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donkey
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Stupid |
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Dosh
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Money |
'How much dosh did that car cost ya?' |
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Dosser
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A homeless person |
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Douche Bag
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General insult |
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Dough
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Money |
'How much dough have you got on you?' |
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Dozy
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Silly, stupid |
'You dozy prat.' |
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Drag
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Clothes, especially women's clothing |
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Draw a Line Under It
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To bring a situation to a close. |
'Andrew Mitchell should be allowed to draw a line under it and move on' |
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Dreckly
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Some unspecified time in the future |
'I'll do that washing up Dreckly' |
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Droog
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To walk, especially walk slowly |
'Let's go for a droog around the shops' |
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Drop a Clanger
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To make a mistake, especially a large mistake |
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Drop One
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To fart |
'Euww, who's dropped one?' |
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Drop the Kids Off at the Pool
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Defecate |
'I won't be a minute, I just gotta Drop the Kids Off at the Pool' |
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Drop Your Guts
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To fart |
'Aw, who's dropped their guts?' |
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Dross
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Anything very bad; rubbish |
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drum
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House or home |
'See you later at my drum' |
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Ducks
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General term of endearment, used amongst friends and strangers alike |
'That'll be £4.39 please ducks' |
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Duff
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Not very good; not working |
'I don't know if your washing machine can be repaired madam, the motor looks duff to me.' |
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Dump
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To defecate |
'Just going off to take a dump' |
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Dunkirk Spirit
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Indefatigability, strength in adversity |
'Half our firm have been made redundant. But we've still got the Dunkirk Spirit' |
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Dylan
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Stupid or annoying person |
'Stop flicking paper at me you Dylan!' |
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