B in the D
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Back in the Day |
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Babe-magnet
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A person (or alternatively a car) that has the power to attract women. |
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Baccy
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Tobacco |
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Back End of a Bus (Looks Like)
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Ugly person. |
'Have you seen that munter? She looks like the back end of a bus.' |
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Backy
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A ride on the back of a bicycle |
'Gis a Backy on your bike Joe!' |
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Bad
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Good |
'That is well bad, innit!' |
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Bad job
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Unfortunate |
'You lost a twenty pound note? Hmm, bad job!' |
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Badman
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Criminal or hard-man |
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Bagsy
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To claim for oneself. |
'Bagsy me go in the front seat!' |
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Bairn
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Child |
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Balling
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Doing well |
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Balls-Up
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A catastrophic mistake. |
'He made a right balls-up of organising our holiday!' |
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Bang
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To have sex with. |
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Bang Out of Order
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To do something that is very wrong. |
'The way he spoke to me last night was bang out of order.' |
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Bang to Rights
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To be caught red-handed. To be arrested or caught doing something that you know to be wrong. |
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Banged Up
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To be in prison. |
'He got banged up for two years for GBH.' |
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Banger
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Sausage; an old/nearly-broken-down car; |
'We're having bangers for tea this Friday!' |
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Bangers
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Women's breasts. |
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Banging
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Very good; very loud |
'That party was bangin' mate' |
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Banjaxed
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Confused or confounded |
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Baps
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Breasts. |
'Look at the baps on that bird!' |
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Barking Mad
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Very mad |
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Barking up the Wrong Tree
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To be misled or mistaken. |
'You think it was me that nicked your car? Sorry mate, you're barking up the wrong tree.' |
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Barmpot
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Idiot/fool |
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Barmy
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Mad |
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Basket
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The bulge in a man's trousers |
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Battleaxe
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A fearsome older woman. |
'That librarian is a right battleaxe. Always telling me to shush.' |
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Batts
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Shoes |
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Batty Man
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Gay man (offensive). |
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Beak
Alternatives
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Nose |
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Beak
Alternatives
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Judge or magistrate |
'I was up before the beak last week.' |
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Bee’s Knees
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Very good. |
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Beef Curtains
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Vagina lips, labia |
'I couldn't get my tongue in between her massive Beef Curtains' |
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Beer coat
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Imaginary coat induced by drinking |
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Beer Ears
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The effect of alcohol that makes bad music seem good |
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Beer Goggles
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Imaginary spectacles induced by drinking |
'She wasn't all that good looking but I had my beer goggles on.' |
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Bell
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To telephone |
'I'll give you a bell later.' |
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Bell-end
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Incompetent, stupid, annoying, or childish person |
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Bender
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Gay person (usually male) |
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Bent
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Illegal or stolen; criminal person; gay or homosexual |
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Bent as a 3 Bob Watch
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Dodgy, fraudulent. ) |
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Bent as a Nine-Bob Note
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Homosexual, or very corrupt. |
'That market trader is bent as a nine-bob note.' |
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Berk
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Idiot |
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BF
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Boyfriend |
'I split up with bf three weeks ago but I can't stop thinking about him.' |
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Biccie
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Biscuit. |
'Shall we have a cup of tea a choccy biccie?' |
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Billy No-Mates
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Someone without friends |
'Look at me, Billy No-Mates' |
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Bimble
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To walk, especially without any particular plan or direction |
'Let's go for a bimble in the countryside' |
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Bins
Alternatives
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Spectacles |
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Bins
Alternatives
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Glasses |
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Bint
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Female - pejorative. ) |
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Bird
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A woman. |
'There were three gorgeous birds in the pub last night.' |
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Bishy Barnaby
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Ladybird |
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Bitching
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Cool |
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Bits and Bats
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Various things, assorted objects |
'Can you help me move these bits and bats up the stairs please?' |
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Bits and Bobs
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Various things, assorted objects |
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Bizzies
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The police |
'Watch out, the bizzies are coming!' |
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Black as Newgate's Knocker
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Very black |
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Bladdered
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Drunk |
'Wow we was completely bladdered last night' |
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Blag
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To rob; to obtain by deception |
'I blagged the password for my boss's email account!' |
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Blagger
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Liar |
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Bleb
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Blister |
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Blether
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Talk nonsense |
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Blighty
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Britain |
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Blimey
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Gosh; general expression of surprise, shock |
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Blitzed
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Very drunk |
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Bloater
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A very fat person |
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Blob
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Kingcup or Cowslip |
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Bloke
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Chap |
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Blood
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Brother or close friend |
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Bloody
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Damn |
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Blotto
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Drunk |
'Wow you were completely blotto last night' |
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Blow Off
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Fart |
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Blow Out
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Fail to turn up for a meeting |
'When Gaynor hadn't turned up by 8:30, Steve knew she had blown him out.' |
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Blower
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Telephone |
'Hang on, I'm just on the blower. ' |
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Blud
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Mate, friend |
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Blurt
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Vagina |
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Bob
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1 Shilling (5 pence) |
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Bob’s Your Uncle
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There it is; QED; |
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Bobbins
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Bad, rubbish |
'We played Bobbins last week.' |
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Bobby
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Police officer |
'I just saw this Bobby fall off his bike' |
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Bobby Dazzler
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Attractive girl or woman |
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Bobkes
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Nothing |
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Bockle
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Bottle |
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Bodge
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To make a mess of. |
'Those builders who built my extension have made a right bodge-job of it.' |
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Bog
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Toilet |
'She's a long time on the bog.' |
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Bog Roll
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Toilet paper |
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Bogey
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Snot |
'He 'ad a huge bogey hanging from his nose.' |
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Boggart
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Ghost or Spectre |
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Bogroll
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Toilet paper |
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Bollocks
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A highly flexible term commonly used by the English to condemn anything and everything. |
'1. That Mel Gibson movie was a load of bollocks.
2. Stop talking bollocks. ' |
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Bombay Belly
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Sickness or diarrhoeah caused by Indian food or curry. |
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Bona
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Good |
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Bonce
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Head |
'He's just got smashed over the bonce with a bottle' |
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Bong
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Pipe for smoking cannabis |
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Bonk
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To have sex |
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Bonkers
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Mad |
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Bonny
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Pretty, attractive |
'Ah that's a bonny wee baby' |
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Bookie
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Bookmaker - person or company that accepts bets |
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Bootsie
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Tramp, homeless person |
'You bootsie old tramp' |
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Booze
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Alcoholic drink. |
'Let's have a party, we'll get some booze and some birds.' |
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Booze Cruise
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A ferry trip from Britain to France with the main purpose of buying cheap/untaxed alcohol |
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Booze Hound
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A heavy drinker; alcoholic |
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Boozer
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Pub |
'Going down the boozer for a couple of hours' |
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Boris
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Bike (derogatory term for a woman of easy virtue) |
' I had a ride on a Boris last night! ' |
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Bottle
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Bravado/bravery |
''E's got a lot of Bottle.' |
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Bovvered
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Bothered |
'Am I bovvered?' |
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Boy Racer
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Young man who drives too fast, often in an overly flashy car. |
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Boyo
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Male friend |
'What are you doing boyo?' |
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Brahma
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Very good |
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Brass
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Prostitute |
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Brass Monkeys
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Very cold |
'Brr, it's brass monkeys out there.' |
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Bray
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Hit or thrash |
'I'll bray them kids on of these days!' |
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Break the Seal
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To have the first toilet visit of a session. |
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Breasticles
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Breasts |
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Bredren
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Close friend |
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Brekkie
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Breakfast. |
'I had a lovely bacon sarnie for my brekkie today.' |
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Brew
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Tea (drink). |
'Let's sit down and 'ave a Brew.' |
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Bro
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Brother |
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Brummie
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Person from Birmingham |
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Bruva from another muther
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Close friend/associate. |
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Buck
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To have sex |
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Bugger
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Bad or annoying person |
'That landlord waters down our pints. What an old bugger.' |
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Bugger All
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Nothing; zero |
'I put ten pounds in this fruit machine and got bugger all out.' |
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Bugging
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Crazy or strange behaviour |
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Builder's Bum
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The crack of the arse visible when someone bends over. |
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bullseye
Alternatives
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Fifty pounds |
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Bun in the Oven
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To be pregnant |
'She's got a bun in the oven, when's it due?' |
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Bung
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A bribe. |
'He received a bung of £10000 to lose the boxing match.' |
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Bunk Off
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To play truant |
'History lessons are boring, let's bunk off this afternoon.' |
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Butch
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Masculine man or masculine lesbian |
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Butty
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Sandwich |
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