As Much Use as a Chocolate Fireguard

What does As Much Use as a Chocolate Fireguard mean?

As Much Use as a Chocolate Fireguard
To be completely useless.

As a fireguard made of chocolate would of course melt, it would be completely useless.

Credit: contributed by Anon on 18-Sep-2012.

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