Sandwich |
Abnab
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Sandwich |
Butty
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Sandwich |
Sarnie
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'Going out for a few sarnies for my lunch.' |
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Sarcastic expression indicating tedium, ennui, or anything bad |
Deep Joy
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'Got my first exam tomorrow - deep joy!' |
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Sarcastic form of "terrific" |
Triffic
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Sarcastic phrase used to mock an older person |
Age Before Beauty
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'You go first Mr Crumblewick - age before beauty!' |
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Satisfied, content |
Sorted
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Sausage; an old/nearly-broken-down car; |
Banger
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'We're having bangers for tea this Friday!' |
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Scotland |
Jockland
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Scottish person |
Jock
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Search |
Charper
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See |
Vada
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'Lovely to Vada your Eek darling.' |
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Self |
Sen
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Sex |
Trade
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Sex |
Poontang
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Sex play or sexual intercourse |
Hanky Panky
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'We had a bit of hanky panky behind the bicycle sheds.' |
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Sex; |
Leg Over
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Sexual intercourse |
How's Your Father
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'I took her to Brighton for the weekend for a few drinks and a bit of how's your father' |
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Sexual intercourse |
Rumpy-Pumpy
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Sexual intercourse, usually hurried, standing up, outside |
Knee-Trembler
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'We had a knee-trembler behind the pub last night' |
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Sexual intercourse. |
Nookie
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Shoes |
Batts
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Shut up, you're talking rubbish |
What You Chattin' About?
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Sickness or diarrhoeah caused by Indian food or curry. |
Bombay Belly
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Significant Other (partner/spouse) |
SO
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'My SO and I are going on holiday soon.' |
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Silly or idiotic person |
Twerp
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Silly or idiotic person |
Twonk
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Silly or idiotic person |
Twunt
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Silly person |
Daft apath
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'You're as much use as a chocolate teapot you Daft Apath' |
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Silly person; fool |
Gawby
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Silly, disorganised, lacking concentration. |
Dappy
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Silly, foolish |
Dizzy
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Silly, foolish, terrible |
Facacta
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Silly, stupid |
Dozy
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'You dozy prat.' |
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Silly; daft; drunk |
Addled
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Sleep or short nap |
Kip
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'Just going upstairs for a Kip.' |
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Slow or undirected walk. |
Mooch
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'Let's mooch into town and look at the shops.' |
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Slow, backward |
Ninepence to a shilling
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'He's a bit ninepence to the shilling.' |
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Sluttish woman, one who sleeps around |
Slag
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Small child or baby. |
Ankle Biter
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'Have you got any ankle biters?' |
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Small meal or snack |
Snap
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Small spade to pick up dog mess. |
Pooper Scooper
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Sneeze which sounds like a cough or sneezing and coughing after each other. |
Snough
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Snot |
Bogey
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'He 'ad a huge bogey hanging from his nose.' |
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Snuggle |
Utch
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Some unspecified time in the future |
Dreckly
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'I'll do that washing up Dreckly' |
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Somebody with bad acne, pockmarks |
Crater Face
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Someone or something that is annoying. |
Pain in the Arse
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'My neighbour is always banging on the ceiling. He's a complete pain in the arse.' |
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Someone who does not hear properly |
Cloth Ears
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'Do I have shout for ya, Cloth Ears?' |
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Someone without friends |
Billy No-Mates
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'Look at me, Billy No-Mates' |
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Something |
Summat
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Something brilliant or well executed |
Pearler
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'Did you see that goal? What a Pearler!' |
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Something that almost certain to happen |
Dead Cert
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'My horse is a dead cert in the next race.' |
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Something that does exactly what it is supposed to |
Does What it Says on the Tin
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Something that has gone wrong |
Pear-shaped
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'We were going away for the weekend but it's all gone pear-shaped because of work' |
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Something that is the wrong way round. |
Arse About Face
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'You've put your coat on arse about face!' |
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Something that is very easy to accomplish |
Piece of Cake
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'That exam was a piece of cake.' |
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Something that very easy |
Piece of Piss
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'How come you failed your driving test? It's a piece of piss!' |
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Something that works for one person may not work for another. |
Horses for Courses
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'Personally I can't stand oysters but it's horses for courses.' |
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Something underhand, or not done according to the rules |
Jiggery-Pokery
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'The prime minister has come unstuck with his jiggery-pokery.' |
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Something very good, perfect, or well-executed |
Peach
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'Did you see that goal? What a peach!' |
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Something very likely to happen. |
Shoo-in
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'With your qualifications, you're a shoo-in for that job.' |
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Something very unwelcome; very unwanted |
As Welcome as a Fart in a Spacesuit
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Sorry |
Soz
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'Soz mate, didn't see you there.' |
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Spectacles |
Bins
Alternatives
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Speed (drug) |
Whizz
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Sperm |
Jizz
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Spittle. |
Flob
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'There's flob on the cinema floor.' |
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Stare |
Gawp
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'What are you Gawping at?' |
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Stew or meal containing lots of small bones |
Graveyard
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Stolen car modified to appear not stolen. |
Ringer
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Stolen goods, or goods dishonestly acquired |
Off the Back of a Lorry
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Stolen; counterfeit |
Knocked Off
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'Those TVs were Knocked Off' |
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Stomach illness, especially after eating a bad curry, or visiting India |
Delhi Belly
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Stone, rock, pebble |
Alley Apple
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Stoned, high on drugs, or drunk |
Caned
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Strength, fortitude |
Welly
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'Push that door open - that's it, give it some welly!' |
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Stressed |
Vexed
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Strong cannabis weed |
Skunk
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Strong drink |
Grog
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Strong insult meaning unpleasant person |
Tosser
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Stupid |
Divvy
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'You divvy idiot' |
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Stupid |
donkey
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Stupid or annoying person |
Dylan
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'Stop flicking paper at me you Dylan!' |
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Stupid or annoying person |
Pranny
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Stupid or annoying person |
Prat
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Stupid or annoying person |
Nipplerash
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Stupid or annoying person |
Wally
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Stupid or annoying person |
Wazzock
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'You daft wazzock' |
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Stupid or annoying person. |
Dicksplash
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Stupid person |
Dimbo
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Stupid person |
Mong
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Stupid person |
Spanner
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'You daft spanner' |
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Stupid, silly person. |
Numpty
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'Don't use your mobile while you're driving you numpty!' |
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Stylish shoes (normally trainers) |
Creps
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Suspicious. Broken or nearly broken. |
Dodgy
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'My car's got dodgy brakes.' |
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