Paedophile - person with a sexual interest in children. |
Paedo
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Pakistani (racially offensive) |
Paki
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Paranoia or anxiety usually invoked by drug-taking |
Fear (the)
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Party |
Do
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'We're having a bit of a do this weekend.' |
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Paul McCartney |
Macca
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'I hear Macca's getting married again.' |
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Pawn |
Pop
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Pay attention to |
Mind
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'Mind you don't spill that pint Walter.' |
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Paying full attention; doing good quality work |
On It
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'Great game of football today lads, you were really on it' |
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Penis |
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
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Penis |
Todger
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Penis |
John Thomas
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Perhaps |
Happen
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Perks |
Nawpins
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Person |
Egg
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'He's a good Egg' |
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Person - usually male; face |
Mush
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'Bought this car off some mush in Bromley.' |
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Person (especially male) who is looking for sex, or sexually active |
Randy
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Person from Birmingham |
Brummie
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Person from Cheshire, Lancashire, Manchester |
Woolyback
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Person of lower-class, particularly one who lives on benefits |
Chav
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Person who collects money by accosting passers-by in busy streets |
Chugger
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Person who is mentally ill |
Window Licker
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Person who is socially inept, inadequate; |
Loser
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Person who is very likely to get beaten up |
Dead Meat
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'The way John's carrying on with Mick's girlfriend - he's dead meat.' |
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Person who shows off, dresses flamboyantly |
Poser
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Person who stays out overnight having sex with another |
Dirty Stop-Out
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Person who talks with bravado, but fails to act accordingly. |
All Mouth and No Trousers
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Person who wears glasses. |
Four Eyes
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'Come 'ere Four-Eyes!' |
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Petty or overly bureaucratic. |
Jobsworth
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'That parking inspector was a right jobsworth.' |
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Phone |
Dog and Bone
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Phrase used to refer to somebody who the speaker feels is posh or arrogant, or upper class. |
His Nibs
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'Ooh, look at his nibs over there, in his smart suit.' |
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Piano |
Strillers
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Pipe for smoking cannabis |
Bong
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Plain or ugly |
Meese
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Play truant |
Wag
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Police |
Lilly Law
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Police |
Feds
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'Watch out for da feds, blud' |
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Police |
Filth
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'Watch out, the Filth are on their way' |
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Police car |
Jam Sandwich
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'This jam sandwich pulled up and out came two rozzers.' |
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Police informant or one who tells on others |
Grass
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'You'd better not turn grass.' |
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Police officer |
Bobby
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'I just saw this Bobby fall off his bike' |
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Policeman |
Charpering Omi
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Policeman |
Copper
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Policeman |
Rozzer
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'Scarper, the rozzers are their way!' |
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Policeman |
Sharpy
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Pompous or conceited woman |
Queen of the Midden
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Poor quality, falling apart |
Shonky
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Poser or pretentious person. |
Ponce
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Posh, upper-class, pompous |
Toffee-Nosed
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Pouring rain |
Slattering
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'It's slattering it down out there' |
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Pregnant |
Up the Duff
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'That's Mary from down the road, she's up the duff again!' |
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Pregnant |
In the Club
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Pregnant |
Knocked Up
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'He's only gone and Knocked Up his girlfriend' |
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Pretty, attractive |
Bonny
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'Ah that's a bonny wee baby' |
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Pretty, nice or attractive |
Dolly
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Prison |
Clink
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Prostitute |
Brass
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Prostitute |
Tom
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Pub |
Boozer
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'Going down the boozer for a couple of hours' |
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Public toilet |
Cottage
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Pudding |
Pud
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Pudding, dessert |
Afters
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Put up with something that is unpleasant. |
Lump It
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'Don't like my cooking? Well you can like it or lump it!' |
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Pyjamas |
Jammies
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Pyjamas |
Jimjams
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'I've been in me jimjams all day.' |
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Pyjamas |
Piggies
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'I've been slobbing around the house in me piggies all day.' |
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