Mad |
Barmy
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Mad |
Bonkers
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Mad |
Mad as Cheese
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Mad or crazy |
Meshugenah
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Magazine |
Glossy
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Make-up |
Warpaint
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Make-up, especially heavy make-up. |
Slap
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'I'll just be 10 minutes, I'm putting my slap on. ' |
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Male friend |
Boyo
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'What are you doing boyo?' |
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Male genitalia |
Lunch Box
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Male genitalia |
Twig and berries
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Male genitalia, especially the testicles |
Family Jewels
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'Oof - you just got me in the Family Jewels!' |
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Male person. |
Chap
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Male prostitute |
Rent Boy
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Male who is big and hairy, usually oafish |
Hairy-Arsed
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'Three hairy-arsed bikers came into the pub.' |
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Man |
Omi
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Man; male |
Geezer
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'Look at that Geezer over there' |
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Many, or plenty |
Cotchel
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'They've got cotchels of sweets in that shop' |
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Marijuana |
Ganja
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Marijuana in weed form |
Weed
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'Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumb' |
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Masculine man or masculine lesbian |
Butch
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Mate, friend |
Blud
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McDonald's - the burger chain |
Maccy D's
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Me too, as well |
Anall
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Meaningless, empty speech |
Jibber-Jabber
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Menstrual cycle |
Painters and Decorators
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'Yeah, we can't have sex tonight, the painters and decorators are here, yeah?' |
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Menstrual period |
Rag Week
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Mentally deficient. |
Sandwich Short of a Picnic
Alternatives
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'He's completely crazy, he's a sandwich short of a picnic.' |
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Messy girl |
Sket
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'That girl is a right sket look at her!' |
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Mild disease such a cold/cough, chest infection, stomach upset |
Lurgy
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'Don't go near him, he's got the dreaded lurgy' |
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Mildly drunk |
Merry
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Mildly drunk |
Squiffy
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Mildly drunk |
Tiddly
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Mildly drunk |
Tipsy
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'I've had one Bacardi and Coke and I'm a bit Tipsy already!' |
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Mildly insulting word for woman. |
Moo
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Mildly insulting word for woman. |
Cow
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Miserable, whining, moaning person |
Grizzle Guts
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Moderate, Fair |
Middling
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Moment |
Mo
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'Half a mo!' |
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Moment |
Tick
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'I'll be with you in a tick' |
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Money |
Moolah
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Money |
Handbag
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Money |
Gelt
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Money |
Metzas
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Money |
Dosh
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'How much dosh did that car cost ya?' |
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Money |
Dough
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'How much dough have you got on you?' |
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Money |
Ackers
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Money, especially a large amount of money |
Wad
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'Look at my wad!' |
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Money, especially paper money. |
Readies
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'Are you gonna buy my car then? No, I haven't got the readies mate.' |
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Money, pounds |
Smackers
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'How many smackers did that cost ya, then?' |
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Moustaches, beards or stubble. |
Face-Fungus
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'Go and have a shave mate, you're covered in face-fungus.' |
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Mouth |
Cakehole
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'Stop stuffing your Cakehole!' |
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Mouth |
Gob
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'Shut yer gob!' |
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Murmuring |
Hoamin
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Muscular, well-built |
Hench
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Mutter, muble |
Chunter
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'Look at the old fella, chuntering away to himself.' |
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My friend |
My Ansum
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'Wozzon my ansum' |
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