A 2-2 degree result |
Desmond
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'I got a Desmond in History' |
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A bad mood |
Hump (The)
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'Have you got the hump about not getting paid yet?' |
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A bad/evil/threatening stare; disapproving look |
Evils
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'You giving me Evils?' |
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A big, fried meal, especially breakfast |
Fry-Up
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A black person |
Wog
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A bribe. |
Bung
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'He received a bung of £10000 to lose the boxing match.' |
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A catastrophic mistake. |
Balls-Up
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'He made a right balls-up of organising our holiday!' |
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A con or fraud; a deal of very bad value |
Rip-Off
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'These tickets cost a hundred quid - what a rip-off' |
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A crazy, insane person |
Headcase
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'Watch out for that bloke, he's a complete headcase' |
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A crush on an older pupil or teacher |
Pash
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'Ann's got a pash on Miss Honey' |
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A fart |
Guff
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A fat person |
Salad Dodger
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A fearsome older woman. |
Battleaxe
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'That librarian is a right battleaxe. Always telling me to shush.' |
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A female dance involving shaking your booty up and down so that it jiggles, especially in the direction of a male or a camera. |
Twerking
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A ferry trip from Britain to France with the main purpose of buying cheap/untaxed alcohol |
Booze Cruise
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A fight or argument where little or no harm is inflicted. |
Handbags at Dawn
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A final drink before leaving |
One For The Road
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A French person |
Frog
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A fuss; a fight |
Kerfuffle
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A gay man |
Turd Burglar
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A gay man, especially one who hangs about in public lavatories looking for sexual encounters |
Toilet Trader
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A gay or effeminate man |
Nancyboy
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A general exclamation meaning simple or easy |
Simples
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A German person |
Kraut
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A gullible person or someone easily fooled. |
Schnook
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A headbutt |
Glasgow Kiss
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A heavy drinker; alcoholic |
Booze Hound
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A heavy drinking session or drinking party |
Piss-Up
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'We had a right piss-up after work last Friday night.' |
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A highly flexible term commonly used by the English to condemn anything and everything. |
Bollocks
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'1. That Mel Gibson movie was a load of bollocks.
2. Stop talking bollocks. ' |
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A home, especially very cheap/temporary rented accomodation |
Digs
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'Come back to my digs for a party!' |
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A homeless person |
Dosser
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A job done to the highest expectations |
Proper Job
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'Proper job on that roof Jethro!' |
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A long time |
Yonks
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'Hiya mate, I haven't seen you for Yonks' |
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A look; a quick look |
Dekko
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'Take a dekko at my car, something's wrong with it.' |
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A lower-class girl or woman |
Essex Girl
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A man or woman who defies their gender in the way they dress or act |
Gender Bender
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A masturbatory act (male) |
Hand Shandy
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A mess |
Dog’s Dinner
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'What you look like? A right dog's dinner that's what!' |
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A mess; a failure. |
Cock-up
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'I cocked up my exams.' |
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A party |
Knees Up
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A period of time away from phones, computers, Facebook, Twitter etc |
Digital Detox
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A person (normally male) who is aggressive and good in fights |
Hard-Nut
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A person (or alternatively a car) that has the power to attract women. |
Babe-magnet
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A person (usually a boy) who wears spectacles |
Specky
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'You specky twat!' |
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A person (usually young) who is considered clever but uncool |
Spod
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A person from Liverpool |
Scouser
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A person or thing whose name cannot be recalled. |
Thingy
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'I saw that bloke the other day - you know, thingy from the butcher's shop.' |
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A person who is addicted to drugs |
Junkie
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A person who is considered to be the favourite of a teacher. |
Teacher's Pet
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A person who's there for you |
Homeboy
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A person whose name cannot be recalled. |
Whatsisname
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'I saw that fella the other day - you know, whatsisname.' |
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A person with ginger hair |
Carrot Top
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A photograph taken (usually on a mobile phone or tablet device) of one's self. |
Selfie
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'I took a selfie and uploaded it to Facebook.' |
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A piece of excrement |
Jobby
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'There's a wee Jobby on the pavement' |
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A problem; |
Spanner in the Works
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A ride on the back of a bicycle |
Backy
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'Gis a Backy on your bike Joe!' |
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A roll-your-own cigarette |
Rolly
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'All these rollies are making me cough.' |
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A shifty or crafty character, a con-man. |
spiv
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A short sleep; a nap |
Forty Winks
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'I'm just going upstairs to grab forty winks.' |
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A slumber party, most commonly used with gay guys. |
Kiki
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A Spanish person |
Spic
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A Spanish, Italian or Portuguese person |
Dago
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A spell in prison |
Stretch
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'Judge gave me a two month stretch' |
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A spot, pimple or boil on the skin |
Zit
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'He's got a big zit on his chin.' |
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A strong attraction (not necessarily sexual) felt by a girl or woman for another female. |
Girl Crush
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A temper tantrum, explosion of anger |
Eppy
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'Don't have an Eppy!' |
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A vagina |
Clunge
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A very attractive girl; the presence of very attractive women |
Top Totty
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'There was top totty at Ascot this year' |
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A very fat person |
Bloater
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A very hot curry |
Ring Stinger
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A very large car, most usually 4x4 |
Chelsea Tractor
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A very short time |
Two Shakes of a Lamb's Tail
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'Just wait in the car. I'll be out in two shakes of a lamb's tail.' |
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A very small space of time |
Jiffy
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'I'll be with you in a jiffy!' |
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A weak adjective used to accentuate a phrase |
Flipping
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'Flippin' Heck' |
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A weak or effeminate person, especially male |
Jessy
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A weekend away for a couple, especially involving sex |
Dirty Weekend
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A woman with very small or non-existent breasts. |
Tit Widow
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A woman. |
Bird
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'There were three gorgeous birds in the pub last night.' |
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A young, attractive girl or woman. |
Filly
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Abdominal muscles. |
Abs
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Above and beyond the call of duty |
A and B the C of D
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Above or Over |
Aboon
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Absolutely, utterly, completely |
Absobloodylutely
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'Am I going to Glastonbury this year? Absobloodylutely!' |
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Acts of aggression or violence that occur on the roads, whilst driving. |
Road Rage
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Afternoon |
Arvo
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Afternoon |
Avvy
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Aggravation; trouble, especially violent trouble |
Aggro
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Alcoholic drink. |
Booze
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'Let's have a party, we'll get some booze and some birds.' |
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All-day drinking session |
All-Dayer
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'Went to the pub at lunchtime but it turned into an all-dayer' |
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Alleyway |
Jigger
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Alleyway, normally open at the end of a row of houses |
Snicket
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Alleyway, usually roofed between houses |
Ginnel
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Alright? |
Ite
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'Ite mate?' |
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Always |
Allus
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Amazed |
Gobsmacked
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An affectionate term for the BBC. |
Auntie Beeb
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An alcoholic, especially a homeless alcoholic |
Wino
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An erection of the penis |
Stiffy
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An exclamation, usually of surprise or disgust |
Jesus Christ
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An infertile man |
Jaffa
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An inveterate mastubator |
Married to Pamela Hand
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An Irish person |
Paddy
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An unattractive or older person who dresses like a much younger or better-looking person |
Mutton Dressed as Lamb
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'Look at her in that dress. Talk about mutton dressed as lamb.' |
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An uncultured, low-class person |
Ned
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An unnecessary trip, often to a desirable destination. |
Jolly
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'My MP has just gone off on a jolly to Bermuda, for a "fact-finding" expedition.' |
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Annoy |
Nark
Alternatives
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'You're really Narking me off today.' |
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Annoying woman |
Mare
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'That woman is a silly mare' |
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Anything |
Owt
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Anything sticky and liquid, especially mud, sewage, or hospital food (same thing?) |
Gloop
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Anything very bad; rubbish |
Dross
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Anyway |
Any Road Up
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Argument or fight |
Argy Bargy
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Attack of diarrhoea. |
Montezuma's Revenge
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Attractive girl or woman |
Sort
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'I saw Jack last night with a right little sort!' |
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Attractive girl or woman |
Bobby Dazzler
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Attractive man |
Dish
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Attractive woman or women; |
Totty
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'There was some top Totty at the races yesterday!' |
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Attractive, good |
Slamming
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Attractive, good-looking |
Dishy
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Avoid work or be lazy |
Skive
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'I'm gonna Skive off work today.' |
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Awful, very bad, or smelly |
Rank
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