Sad
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Very uncool |
'Look at those trainers, they're sad mate!' |
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Safe
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Good, OK |
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Safe Blood
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Brilliant |
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Salad Dodger
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A fat person |
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Sandwich Short of a Picnic
Alternatives
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To be slightly backward or mentally ill |
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Sandwich Short of a Picnic
Alternatives
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Mentally deficient. |
'He's completely crazy, he's a sandwich short of a picnic.' |
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Sarnie
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Sandwich |
'Going out for a few sarnies for my lunch.' |
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Savage
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Very good or very bad! |
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Schlep
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Go, perhaps reluctantly or slowly |
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Schnook
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A gullible person or someone easily fooled. |
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Score
Alternatives
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20; 20 pounds |
'I'll live to be three Score and ten' |
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Scouser
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A person from Liverpool |
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Scran
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Food |
'I'm starving, let's go to the chippy for some Scran' |
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Screaming Abdabs
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Fear, the jitters |
'That film gave me the screaming abdabs' |
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Screaming Blue Murder
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To shout or scream loudly, or protest very loudly. |
'Last night, there was my next-door-neighbour, screaming blue murder at her hubby.' |
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Screw
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To have sexual intercourse. |
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Screw Loose
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To be slightly insane. |
'You're charging me £20 for that t-shirt? You've got a screw loose pal.' |
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Scrike
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Cry |
'He was Scriking like a mardarse!' |
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Scrote
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Bad or annoying person; petty criminal |
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Scrummy
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Delicious |
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See a Man About a Dog
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Go to the toilet |
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Selfie
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A photograph taken (usually on a mobile phone or tablet device) of one's self. |
'I took a selfie and uploaded it to Facebook.' |
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Sen
|
Self |
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Shaft
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To have sex |
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Shag
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Have sex |
'He shagged a girl last Saturday night.' |
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Shank
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To stab with a knife. |
'I'm gonna shank you up!' |
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Sharking
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To go round an empty bar, drinking the remains of other people's unfinished drinks |
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Sharpy
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Policeman |
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Shebang
|
The entire amount |
'We got the whole shebang' |
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Shilling Short of a Pound
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To be slightly insane; slightly backward |
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Shiner
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Black eye |
'Wow you must have been in a fight - look at that shiner on you!' |
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Shit for Brains
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Idiot |
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Shite Hawk
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Liar |
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Shitter
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Toilet |
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Shitting Bricks
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To be very frightened |
'When those lads starting chasing me, I was shitting bricks' |
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Shoddy
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Of poor quality; shabby or broken |
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Shonky
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Poor quality, falling apart |
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Shoo-in
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Something very likely to happen. |
'With your qualifications, you're a shoo-in for that job.' |
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Shrapnel
|
Loose change. |
'Got any shrapnel for the parking meter?' |
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Shreddies
|
Underpants |
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Shyker
|
Wig |
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Shyster
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Devious, person. Conman. |
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Sick
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Good |
'That film was sick man!' |
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Sim
|
Backward person (simpleton). |
'That guy's a total SIM.' |
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Simples
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A general exclamation meaning simple or easy |
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Sitha
|
Look! |
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Six Pack
|
Very tight stomach muscles. |
'Look at that fella strolling along the beach with his six-pack.' |
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Sixes and Sevens
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Confused |
'She was all at Sixes and Sevens' |
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Skater Hater
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One who annoys or hassles skateboarders |
'Mr. D is a skater hater' |
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Sket
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Messy girl |
'That girl is a right sket look at her!' |
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Skive
|
Avoid work or be lazy |
'I'm gonna Skive off work today.' |
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Skrike
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Cry |
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Skunk
|
Strong cannabis weed |
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Slag
|
Sluttish woman, one who sleeps around |
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Slamming
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Attractive, good |
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Slap
|
Make-up, especially heavy make-up. |
'I'll just be 10 minutes, I'm putting my slap on. ' |
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Slaphead
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Bald man |
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Slapper
|
Common, low-class woman who sleeps around |
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Slash
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To urinate |
'I'm going for a slash' |
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Slattering
|
Pouring rain |
'It's slattering it down out there' |
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Slob
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Lazy person; dirty, unkempt person who takes no care of their appearance |
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Slobber
|
To drool |
'That dog's slobbering all over the carpet!' |
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Slut Shaming
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To insult or bully a woman or girl for their (real or supposed) sexual proclivities or activities. When in fact what a woman does in the sack is nobody's business but her own. |
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Smack
|
Heroin |
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Smackers
|
Money, pounds |
'How many smackers did that cost ya, then?' |
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Smittle
|
Infect |
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Smooth as a Baby's Bottom
|
Very smooth. |
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Snap
|
Small meal or snack |
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Snatch
|
The vagina |
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Snicket
|
Alleyway, normally open at the end of a row of houses |
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Snitch
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To inform the authorities on someone. |
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Snog
|
To make out, kiss passionately; French kiss |
'I saw you Snogging that girl last night' |
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Snough
|
Sneeze which sounds like a cough or sneezing and coughing after each other. |
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Snout
|
Rolling tobacco |
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SO
|
Significant Other (partner/spouse) |
'My SO and I are going on holiday soon.' |
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Sod-All
|
Nothing |
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Sod's Law
|
The way the world seems to always produce the worst outcome |
'Just put my house on the market, and somebody's smashed my front window. Sod's law, innit?' |
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Sofa Surf
|
To live by sleeping temporarily in the homes of friends or relatives, moving frequently |
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Sort
|
Attractive girl or woman |
'I saw Jack last night with a right little sort!' |
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Sorted
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Satisfied, content |
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Sound
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Good or great |
'Mate that t-shirt is Sound' |
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Soused
|
Drunk |
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Southpaw
|
Left-handed person |
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Soz
|
Sorry |
'Soz mate, didn't see you there.' |
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Spanner
|
Stupid person |
'You daft spanner' |
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Spanner in the Works
|
A problem; |
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Sparko
|
Fast asleep |
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Sparky
|
Electrician |
'Had the sparky in today to rewire the house' |
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Specky
|
A person (usually a boy) who wears spectacles |
'You specky twat!' |
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Specs
|
Glasses/spectacles |
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Spend a Penny
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Euphemism for going to the toilet (urinating). |
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Spic
|
A Spanish person |
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Spitting Feathers
|
To be very thirsty |
'Let's go down the pub, I'm spitting feathers here!' |
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spiv
|
A shifty or crafty character, a con-man. |
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Spliff
|
Cannabis joint |
'Roll us another spliff mate' |
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Spod
|
A person (usually young) who is considered clever but uncool |
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Sprinkle
|
To urinate |
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Squeeze
|
Boyfriend or girlfriend. |
'Where's your squeeze?' |
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Squiffy
|
Mildly drunk |
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Squire
|
Term of address to male stranger |
''Scuse me Squire, just coming through!' |
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Squits
|
Diarrhoea |
'I've got a bad case of the Squits' |
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Stacked
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To have a lot of money |
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Stag Night
|
Bachelor party |
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Starkers
|
Naked |
'He opened the front door completely starkers!' |
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Sticky Wicket
|
Difficult, risky or losing situation |
'If you don't fess up you'll be on a sticky wicket.' |
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Stiffy
|
An erection of the penis |
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Stoked
|
Very happy, delighted |
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Stone Me
|
Expression of shock or disbelief |
'Stone me, I cannot believe the prices they are charging in here.' |
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Stretch
|
A spell in prison |
'Judge gave me a two month stretch' |
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Strides
Alternatives
|
Trousers |
'Bought a nice new pair of Strides today' |
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Strides
Alternatives
|
Trousers |
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Strillers
|
Piano |
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Stunting
|
To show off |
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Summat
|
Something |
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Swaimish
|
Timid |
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Sweater Muffins
|
Breasts |
'Check out those Sweater Muffins!' |
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Sweet Fanny Adams
|
Nothing |
'How much did you win on the dogs last night? Sweet Fanny Adams!' |
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Sword
|
Bricklayers trowel |
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Synch
|
Very easy. |
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