Paddy
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An Irish person |
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Paedo
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Paedophile - person with a sexual interest in children. |
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Pain in the Arse
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Someone or something that is annoying. |
'My neighbour is always banging on the ceiling. He's a complete pain in the arse.' |
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Painters and Decorators
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Menstrual cycle |
'Yeah, we can't have sex tonight, the painters and decorators are here, yeah?' |
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Paki
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Pakistani (racially offensive) |
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Paki-Bashing
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To deliberately locate and start fights with people from the Pakistani community. Very offensive. |
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Palliass
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Back |
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Paralytic
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Very drunk or unconscious |
'I was paralytic last night' |
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Pard
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Friend or associate ) |
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Park
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Give |
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Parky
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Cold |
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Pash
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A crush on an older pupil or teacher |
'Ann's got a pash on Miss Honey' |
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Peach
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Something very good, perfect, or well-executed |
'Did you see that goal? What a peach!' |
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Peanuts
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Very little money |
'That last job I had paid peanuts so I left.' |
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Pearler
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Something brilliant or well executed |
'Did you see that goal? What a Pearler!' |
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Pear-shaped
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Something that has gone wrong |
'We were going away for the weekend but it's all gone pear-shaped because of work' |
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Pee
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To urinate |
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Peep Scarf
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Burqa (Muslim headscarf) |
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Peng
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Good looking, attractive |
'That girl - is well peng!' |
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Petal
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Term of endearment |
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Phat
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Very good |
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Piddle
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To urinate |
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Piece of Cake
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Something that is very easy to accomplish |
'That exam was a piece of cake.' |
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Piece of Piss
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Something that very easy |
'How come you failed your driving test? It's a piece of piss!' |
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Piff
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Good |
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Pig Out
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To eat, especially very quickly and greedily |
'We got to the Indian restaurant and totally pigged out' |
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Piggies
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Pyjamas |
'I've been slobbing around the house in me piggies all day.' |
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Pigs
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The Police |
'Watch out, the Pigs are coming!' |
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Pikey
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Gypsy; traveller |
'A bunch of pikeys moved their caravans into the field' |
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Pillock
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Idiot |
'You're such a Pillock sometimes' |
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Pinky
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50 pound note |
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Piss Poor
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Very bad, very poor performance |
'Liverpool played a piss-poor game last Saturday.' |
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Pissed
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Drunk |
'Come at the end of the shift we'll go and get pissed' |
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Pissed as a Fart
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Very drunk |
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Pissing Down
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Raining heavily |
'Get your umbrella, it's pissing down out there' |
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Piss-Up
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A heavy drinking session or drinking party |
'We had a right piss-up after work last Friday night.' |
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Plastered
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Drunk |
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Pleb
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Insulting term to denote member of the lower classes. |
'Out of my way, plebs!' |
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Plonk
Alternatives
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Wine - especially cheap wine. |
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Plonker
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Idiot |
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Poet's Day
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Friday |
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Point Percy at the Porcelain
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To urinate (male only) |
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Polari
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Talk |
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Polari Pipe
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Telephone |
'Who's that on the Polari Pipe then?' |
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Polone
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Woman |
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Pom-bear
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Cute overweight gay guy |
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Ponce
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Poser or pretentious person. |
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Pony
Alternatives
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25 pounds |
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Poofter
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Homosexual |
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Poontang
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Sex |
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Pooper Scooper
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Small spade to pick up dog mess. |
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Pootle
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To walk unhurriedly, or aimlessly |
'Let's take a pootle down to the shops.' |
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Pop
Alternatives
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Fizzy/carbonated drink |
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Pop
Alternatives
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Pawn |
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Pork Sword
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The penis |
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Poser
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Person who shows off, dresses flamboyantly |
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Pot
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Tooth |
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Potty-mouthed
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To be foul-mouthed |
'Stop swearing, you potty mouthed oaf!' |
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Powder My Nose
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To urinate (female only) |
'Just going to powder my nose' |
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Prang
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To crash a car |
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Pranny
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Stupid or annoying person |
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Prat
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Stupid or annoying person |
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Prick
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The penis; general insult (usually for a male) |
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Proper Job
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A job done to the highest expectations |
'Proper job on that roof Jethro!' |
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Pub Crawl
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Drinking session involving having just one or two drinks in many pubs in one day/evening |
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Pud
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Pudding |
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Puff
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Cannabis |
'Let's go down the estate and score some puff' |
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Pull Your Plonker
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To make fun of |
'Don't mind me, I'm only pulling your plonker mate' |
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Pussy Whipped
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To be under the control of one's female partner/wife. |
'He can't come to the pub tonight, he's pussy whipped.' |
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Put Away
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To be put in prison |
'The judge has put him away for ten years.' |
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Put the Wood in the Hole
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Close the door. |
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