Jack In
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To finish, to resign, to give up |
'He's jacked in his job' |
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Jack Off
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To masturbate (male) |
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Jack the Lad
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One who is overly masculine |
'He came riding down that hill, like some Jack the Lad' |
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Jack Up
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To inject drugs |
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Jacksie
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The backside |
'You can stick it up your Jacksie mate' |
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Jacobs
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Testicles |
'You are looking for a kick in the Jacobs' |
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Jaffa
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An infertile man |
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Jam Sandwich
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Police car |
'This jam sandwich pulled up and out came two rozzers.' |
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Jammies
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Pyjamas |
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Jammy
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Lucky, fortunate |
'You won the lottery? You Jammy bugger!' |
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Jam-Packed
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Full to capacity |
'Couldn't get in the pub down the road, it was jam-packed.' |
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Jap's Eye
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The hole at the end of the knob. |
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Jasper
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Wasp |
'Watch out there's a jasper right by your head' |
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Jaspered
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In a mess, screwed up. |
'Completely and utterly jaspered.' |
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Jawjaw
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Talk, conversation |
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Jerry-Built
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Unsubstantially built |
'That shed in the back of our garden is jerry-built.' |
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Jessy
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A weak or effeminate person, especially male |
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Jesus Christ
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An exclamation, usually of surprise or disgust ) |
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Jibber-Jabber
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Meaningless, empty speech |
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Jiffy
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A very small space of time |
'I'll be with you in a jiffy!' |
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Jigger
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Alleyway |
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Jiggery-Pokery
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Something underhand, or not done according to the rules |
'The prime minister has come unstuck with his jiggery-pokery.' |
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Jill
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To masturbate (female) |
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Jimjams
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Pyjamas |
'I've been in me jimjams all day.' |
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Jipper
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Gravy, sauce |
'"Get some gipper on it!"' |
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Jizz
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Sperm |
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Jobby
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A piece of excrement |
'There's a wee Jobby on the pavement' |
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Job's a Good'Un
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Finished, completed |
'Two more parcels to deliver, and job's a good'un.' |
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Jobsworth
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Petty or overly bureaucratic. |
'That parking inspector was a right jobsworth.' |
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Jock
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Scottish person |
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Jockland
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Scotland |
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Joey
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Generic insult |
'You're a right Joey' |
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Jog On
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Go away |
'Mate, I'm not listening to you any more, so jog on will ya?' |
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Joggers
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Jogging bottoms |
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John Thomas
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Penis |
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Johnny
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Condom |
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Jollies
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Holiday |
'I'm off on my Jollies' |
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Jolly
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An unnecessary trip, often to a desirable destination. |
'My MP has just gone off on a jolly to Bermuda, for a "fact-finding" expedition.' |
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Josh
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To make fun of |
'Don't mind me, I'm only joshing' |
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Jubblies
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Breasts |
'Wow look at her jubblies!' |
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Jugs
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Breasts |
'Look at the Jugs on her!' |
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Junkie
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A person who is addicted to drugs |
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