Haddaway and Shite
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Generic expression of disbelief |
'Haddaway and Shite man, you're talking rubbish!' |
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Hairy Lasso
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The female genitalia |
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Hairy Muff
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Fair enough |
'"Can't come out mate, no cash innit" "Hairy Muff then"' |
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Hairy-Arsed
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Male who is big and hairy, usually oafish |
'Three hairy-arsed bikers came into the pub.' |
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Half-Arsed
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Incomplete, poor or shoddy attempt |
'I made a half-arsed attempt at getting a degree, then I dropped out.' |
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Hammered
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Very drunk |
'Went out and got hammered last night!' |
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Hand Shandy
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A masturbatory act (male) |
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Handbag
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Money |
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Handbags at Dawn
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A fight or argument where little or no harm is inflicted. |
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Handfull
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5 pounds |
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Hanky Panky
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Sex play or sexual intercourse |
'We had a bit of hanky panky behind the bicycle sheds.' |
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Happen
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Perhaps |
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Hard
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Tough or aggressive person (especially male), or one who thinks he is tough or good at fighting |
'Think you're hard mate? Come outside and we'll see.' |
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Hard-Nut
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A person (normally male) who is aggressive and good in fights |
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Have It Off
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Have sex with. |
'He had it off with that lady from number 99.' |
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Headcase
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A crazy, insane person |
'Watch out for that bloke, he's a complete headcase' |
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Heave Ho (The)
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The act of finishing a relationship or throwing something away. |
'Are you still going out with that bird? No, I gave her the heave ho.' |
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Hench
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Muscular, well-built |
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Her Indoors
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Wife |
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Her Majesty’s Pleasure
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To be in prison |
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Him Indoors
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Husband |
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Hinny
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Honey |
'Ya alreet hinny?' |
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His Nibs
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Phrase used to refer to somebody who the speaker feels is posh or arrogant, or upper class. |
'Ooh, look at his nibs over there, in his smart suit.' |
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Hoamin
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Murmuring |
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Homeboy
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A person who's there for you |
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Hoofer
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Dancer |
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Hooter
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Nose |
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Horny
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Very sexy; feeling very sexy |
'Phew I feel horny tonight!' |
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Horses for Courses
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Something that works for one person may not work for another. |
'Personally I can't stand oysters but it's horses for courses.' |
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Hound
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Ugly woman or girl |
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How's it hangin?
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How are you? |
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How's Your Father
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Sexual intercourse |
'I took her to Brighton for the weekend for a few drinks and a bit of how's your father' |
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Hump
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To carry a heavy object. |
'The furniture removers have been humping stuff about all morning.' |
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Hump (The)
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A bad mood |
'Have you got the hump about not getting paid yet?' |
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Hump Day
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Wednesday |
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Humpty
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Broken or not working properly; in a bad temper |
'That pram's a bit humpty, the wheel's nearly fallen off.' |
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