Slang to English letter F

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F Off
 Fuck off (Everybody)
Facacta
 Silly, foolish, terrible (Jewish)
Face Ache
 General insult. (Everybody)
'Come here, face-ache.'
Face Like a Smacked Arse
 Having a sour, dismal expression on the face. (Everybody)
'Cheer up mate, you've got a face like a smacked arse!'
Face like a Smacked Toad
 Ugly face. (Don't know)
Face-Fungus
 Moustaches, beards or stubble. (Everybody)
'Go and have a shave mate, you're covered in face-fungus.'
Faff
 To waste time, dawdle; to spend an inordinately long time getting ready to go out (Everybody)
'I've been waiting half an hour to go out - why are you still faffing about?'
Fag
 Cigarette (Everybody)
'I'll just nip down to the shop and get some Fags'
Fag Ash Lil
 Woman who smokes excessively, normally an older woman (Everybody)
'My mum's smoked 40 a day for the last thirty years. She's a right fag ash lil.'
Fag Hag
 Woman who has close friendships with gay men. (Gay)
Fam
 Family member or close friend (Street slang)
Family Jewels
 Male genitalia, especially the testicles (London)
'Oof - you just got me in the Family Jewels!'
Famous Last Words
 Catch-phrase used in reply to a speaker has understated the risk or danger of something (Everybody)
''Let's go over the railway tracks, it'll be fine.'/>B: 'Famous last words''
Fancy
 To like someone, romantically (Everybody)
'I really fancy that girl who works in Gregges.'
Fandabidozi
 Great, wonderful, fantastic (Everybody)
Fanny

Alternatives 		Vagina (Don't know)
Fanny

Alternatives 		Vagina (Everybody)
Fantabulosa
 Wonderful, great, fabulous (Polari)
Fear (the)
 Paranoia or anxiety usually invoked by drug-taking (Everybody)
Feds
 Police (Street slang)
'Watch out for da feds, blud'
Fellow-Me-Lad
 Young boy or young man (Everybody)
'Come here young fellow-me-lad'
Fess
 To own up, to confess (Street slang)
'Did you steal my mobile? Come on mate, fess up'
Filch
 To steal (London)
'He's just filched my mobile phone!'
Filly
 A young, attractive girl or woman. (Don't know)
Filth
 Police (Street slang)
'Watch out, the Filth are on their way'
Filthy Lucre
 Ill-gotten gains, stolen money (Everybody)
First Dibs
 First refusal; opportunity to take the first or desired part of something shared (Everybody)
'If we win the lottery, you can have first dibs.'
Fit
 Good looking; toned body. (Everybody)
'That guy working behind the bar is well fit.'
Fit Up
 To falsely accuse/prosecute an innocent person for a crime (Everybody)
'He got fitted up for that murder'
Fiver
 5 pounds (Everybody)
Fizzog
 Face (Everybody)
Flag
 Flat paving stone (Yorkshire)
Flaming Nora
 General exclamation of surprise or shock (London)
Flay
 Frighten (Yorkshire)
Flid
 Generic insult (Everybody)
'You stupid Flid!'
Flipping
 A weak adjective used to accentuate a phrase (Everybody)
'Flippin' Heck'
Flob
 Spittle. (Everybody)
'There's flob on the cinema floor.'
Flog
 To sell (Everybody)
'He flogged it on eBay last week'
Flummox
 Confuse (Yorkshire)
Flush
 Having plenty of money. (Everybody)
'I can lend you a tenner. Just go paid so I'm flush today'
Flutter
 To bet or gamble (Everybody)
'I'm going down the bookies for a flutter on the horses.'
Flying Fuck
 Nothing (Everybody)
'I couldn't give a flying fuck mate'
Flying Low
 To have one's flies undone (Everybody)
Flying Without a Licence
 To have one's flies undone (Everybody)
'Careful pal, you're flying without a licence'
Fo shizzle
For sure (Street slang)
''Are you tokin tonight'? Fo shizzle '
Forty Winks
 A short sleep; a nap (Everybody)
'I'm just going upstairs to grab forty winks.'
Four Eyes
 Person who wears glasses. (Everybody)
'Come 'ere Four-Eyes!'
Fret
 Fog or sea mist (Yorkshire)
Frig
 To masturbate (female); (Everybody)
'Frigging hell!'
Frit
 Frightened (Yorkshire)
Frog
 A French person (Everybody)
Front Bottom
 The vagina (Everybody)
Frotting
 To rub against in a sexual way (Everybody)
Fruity
 Fruit machine (Everybody)
Fry-Up
 A big, fried meal, especially breakfast (Everybody)
Fugly
 Ugly (Street slang)
'Wow, that's a Fugly baby'
Full Monty
 The entire amount; to strip one's clothing completely (esp. male) (Everybody)
Fun Bags
 Breasts. (Everybody)
'Look at the fun bags on that bird!'
Furry Muff

Alternatives 		Fair enough (Street slang)

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