F Off
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Fuck off |
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Facacta
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Silly, foolish, terrible |
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Face Ache
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General insult. |
'Come here, face-ache.' |
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Face Like a Smacked Arse
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Having a sour, dismal expression on the face. |
'Cheer up mate, you've got a face like a smacked arse!' |
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Face like a Smacked Toad
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Ugly face. |
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Face-Fungus
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Moustaches, beards or stubble. |
'Go and have a shave mate, you're covered in face-fungus.' |
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Faff
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To waste time, dawdle; to spend an inordinately long time getting ready to go out |
'I've been waiting half an hour to go out - why are you still faffing about?' |
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Fag
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Cigarette |
'I'll just nip down to the shop and get some Fags' |
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Fag Ash Lil
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Woman who smokes excessively, normally an older woman |
'My mum's smoked 40 a day for the last thirty years. She's a right fag ash lil.' |
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Fag Hag
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Woman who has close friendships with gay men. |
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Fam
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Family member or close friend |
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Family Jewels
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Male genitalia, especially the testicles |
'Oof - you just got me in the Family Jewels!' |
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Famous Last Words
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Catch-phrase used in reply to a speaker has understated the risk or danger of something |
''Let's go over the railway tracks, it'll be fine.'/>B: 'Famous last words'' |
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Fancy
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To like someone, romantically |
'I really fancy that girl who works in Gregges.' |
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Fandabidozi
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Great, wonderful, fantastic |
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Fanny
Alternatives
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Vagina |
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Fanny
Alternatives
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Vagina |
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Fantabulosa
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Wonderful, great, fabulous |
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Fear (the)
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Paranoia or anxiety usually invoked by drug-taking |
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Feds
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Police |
'Watch out for da feds, blud' |
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Fellow-Me-Lad
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Young boy or young man |
'Come here young fellow-me-lad' |
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Fess
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To own up, to confess |
'Did you steal my mobile? Come on mate, fess up' |
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Filch
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To steal |
'He's just filched my mobile phone!' |
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Filly
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A young, attractive girl or woman. |
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Filth
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Police |
'Watch out, the Filth are on their way' |
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Filthy Lucre
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Ill-gotten gains, stolen money |
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First Dibs
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First refusal; opportunity to take the first or desired part of something shared |
'If we win the lottery, you can have first dibs.' |
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Fit
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Good looking; toned body. |
'That guy working behind the bar is well fit.' |
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Fit Up
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To falsely accuse/prosecute an innocent person for a crime |
'He got fitted up for that murder' |
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Fiver
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5 pounds |
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Fizzog
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Face |
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Flag
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Flat paving stone |
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Flaming Nora
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General exclamation of surprise or shock |
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Flay
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Frighten |
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Flid
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Generic insult |
'You stupid Flid!' |
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Flipping
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A weak adjective used to accentuate a phrase |
'Flippin' Heck' |
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Flob
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Spittle. |
'There's flob on the cinema floor.' |
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Flog
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To sell |
'He flogged it on eBay last week' |
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Flummox
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Confuse |
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Flush
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Having plenty of money. |
'I can lend you a tenner. Just go paid so I'm flush today' |
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Flutter
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To bet or gamble |
'I'm going down the bookies for a flutter on the horses.' |
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Flying Fuck
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Nothing |
'I couldn't give a flying fuck mate' |
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Flying Low
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To have one's flies undone |
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Flying Without a Licence
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To have one's flies undone |
'Careful pal, you're flying without a licence' |
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Fo shizzle
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For sure |
''Are you tokin tonight'? Fo shizzle ' |
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Forty Winks
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A short sleep; a nap |
'I'm just going upstairs to grab forty winks.' |
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Four Eyes
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Person who wears glasses. |
'Come 'ere Four-Eyes!' |
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Fret
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Fog or sea mist |
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Frig
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To masturbate (female); |
'Frigging hell!' |
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Frit
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Frightened |
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Frog
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A French person |
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Front Bottom
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The vagina |
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Frotting
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To rub against in a sexual way |
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Fruity
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Fruit machine |
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Fry-Up
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A big, fried meal, especially breakfast |
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Fugly
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Ugly |
'Wow, that's a Fugly baby' |
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Full Monty
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The entire amount; to strip one's clothing completely (esp. male) |
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Fun Bags
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Breasts. |
'Look at the fun bags on that bird!' |
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Furry Muff
Alternatives
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Fair enough |
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