Cack
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Excrement or something very poor |
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Cackhanded
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Clumsy, or left-handed |
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Cadge
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To borrow |
'Can I cadge a lift off you?' |
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Cakehole
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Mouth |
'Stop stuffing your Cakehole!' |
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Cancer Stick
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Cigarette |
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Caned
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Stoned, high on drugs, or drunk |
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Capello
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Hat |
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Capishe
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Understand |
'I'm not lending you any money! Capishe?' |
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Carpet Muncher
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Lesbian |
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Carrot Top
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A person with ginger hair |
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Carsey
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Toilet |
''Scuse me, just gotta pay a visit to the Khazi.' |
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Cat's Whiskers
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The very best |
'You look the cat's whiskers in that new suit.' |
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Chap
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Male person. |
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Charidee
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Charity (sarcastic) |
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Charlie
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Cocaine |
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Charper
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Search |
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Charpering Omi
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Policeman |
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Chat Up
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To flirt, using conversation |
'He chatted up this bird last Saturday.' |
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Chav
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Person of lower-class, particularly one who lives on benefits |
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Chelsea Tractor
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A very large car, most usually 4x4 |
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Chillax
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Relax, chill out |
'The Prime Minister was Chillaxing at Chequers this weekend.' |
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Chipper
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Fish and chip shop |
'Let's go down the Chipper' |
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Chippy
Alternatives
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Chip shop |
'Let's go down the Chippy for us tea' |
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Chippy
Alternatives
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Carpenter |
'Had the chippy in today to repair my roof.' |
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Chips
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French Fries |
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Choc Ice
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Black person who acts or speaks like a white person |
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Chocka
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Full to the limit |
'We can't go in that pub, it's chocka, the football's on' |
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Chop Chop
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Hurry up |
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Chubb
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Cool |
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Chuddy
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Chewing gum |
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Chuff
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Vagina |
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Chuffed
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Glad, happy |
'I'm Chuffed to bits!' |
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Chuffy
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Haughty |
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Chug
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To take a large mouthful of drink |
'I chugged back a big bottle of water' |
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Chugger
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Person who collects money by accosting passers-by in busy streets |
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Chunter
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Mutter, muble |
'Look at the old fella, chuntering away to himself.' |
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Chutzpah
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Courage, gall, bravery |
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Clapped Out
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Worn out, exhausted |
'That old banger's clapped out.' |
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Claret
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Blood |
'Claret all down his Boat Race' |
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Clink
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Prison |
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Cloth Ears
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Someone who does not hear properly |
'Do I have shout for ya, Cloth Ears?' |
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Clunge
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A vagina |
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Cock-up
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A mess; a failure. |
'I cocked up my exams.' |
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Cod
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Bad, unpleasant |
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Codswallop
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False, wrong, untrue |
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Coffin Dodger
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Derogatory phrase for an elderly person |
'Move out of my way, coffin dodger' |
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Coffin Nail
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Cigarette |
'Got any coffin nails on you, I'm gasping!' |
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Collywobbles
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Fear, nervousness. |
'I'm supposed to give the best man's speech at my mate's wedding, but I've got the collywobbles.' |
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Cool Beans
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Cool; good; OK |
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Cop a Feel
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To feel another person's genitals |
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Copper
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Policeman |
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Cotchel
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Many, or plenty |
'They've got cotchels of sweets in that shop' |
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Cottage
Alternatives
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Public toilet |
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Cottage
Alternatives
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To look for or have sex in public places |
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Couch Potato
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Lazy person - who is thought to spend their time lying on the couch |
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Cow
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Mildly insulting word for woman. |
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Crater Face
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Somebody with bad acne, pockmarks |
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Creps
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Stylish shoes (normally trainers) |
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Crikey
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General exclamation of surprise, shock |
'Crikey that was close' |
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Crim
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Criminal |
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Crimper
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Hairdresser |
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Cripes
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General exclamation of surprise, shock |
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Croak
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To die |
'My Uncle Reg has just croaked' |
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Croydon Facelift
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Female hairstyle |
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Cruckle
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The act of going over on one's ankle. |
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Crud
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Dirt or mud |
'I've got to get all this crud off the bottom of my boots.' |
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Cruising for a Bruising
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To be heading for a fight, or any kind of defeat or downfall. |
'Watch what you're saying about my girlfriend mate, or you'll be cruising for a bruising.' |
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Cushty
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Good, right |
'Don't worry Rodney everything is cushty.' |
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Cuss
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Insult, defame |
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Cutch
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Hug or cuddle. |
'I need a cutch.' |
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